Cocktail of the Day!
shreksforthememories:
welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

shreksforthememories:

welcometothe1jungle:

Ken Doll Prison Shank, taken off a prisoner in a London Metropolitan Police station in 2013.

mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

flowury:

*wakes you up in the middle of the night* look at this it’s important

raaaaaaaad

raaaaaaaad

dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

dirtyoldhoe:

If you see this van Bat-rockin’…

tastefullyoffensive:

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Previously: Animals Being Jerks

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

tybalt-tisk:

Sometimes I’m Ron, sometimes I’m Andy. There is no inbetween. 

death-row-romeo:

I found the best book today.

death-row-romeo:

I found the best book today.

tempest1944:

the-goddamazon:

basicallyfrench:

letsflytoparis:

247muslima:

THIS

WHERE IS THIS FROM ?

It’s from “la source des femmes”

IT’S TRUE.

THERE IS NOTHING IN THE QU’RAN THAT SAYS WOMEN’S SOLE PURPOSE IS FOR OBEYING AND PROCREATING.

We are allowed to inherit and own property and businesses, and we are allowed to CHOOSE our husbands instead of having them foisted upon us in arranged marriages. WE ARE ALSO ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN COMBAT.

I’ve read the Qu’ran COVER TO COVER and there’s nothing God says about women being LESS than men. In fact, God IMPLORES men to treat women as equals. Probably because God knew men have a tendency to foul things up and has to remind them that WOMEN ARE ALSO PRECIOUS CREATIONS OF HIS DIVINE WILL.

-huffs and puffs-

Sorry. I was in my feelings. But this touches my nerves a lot when people misinterpret Islam as some misogynistic religion. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Niiiiiice…..I love learning. This needs to be seen.

harryosburne:

lil-lady-hiddleston:

kyrstin:

bless this writer and this entire episode

Bless Mark Sheppard for delivering that flawlessly

the poison for kuzco, kuzcos’ poison

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out

signal boost

may10baby:

frustrated-spoopy-fallen-angel:

joyouschaos:

ruby-white-rabbit:

Soon after suspecting our apartment was haunted, this shows up parked on the street below us.

Run far away

No. Don’t run. Bake an apple pie and make a salad. Chill all the beer in the house. Put on your sexiest clothes and MAKE US PROUD.

but seriously runrun before you become the first five minutes of an episode

may10baby:

frustrated-spoopy-fallen-angel:

joyouschaos:

ruby-white-rabbit:

Soon after suspecting our apartment was haunted, this shows up parked on the street below us.

Run far away

No. Don’t run. Bake an apple pie and make a salad. Chill all the beer in the house. Put on your sexiest clothes and MAKE US PROUD.

but seriously run
run before you become the first five minutes of an episode

pussysista:

Goals

pussysista:

Goals