Cocktail of the Day!
When someone tells me and my friends that they don’t drink

tastefullyoffensive:

Smart phones are making us antisocial. [x]

boom

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I work with a lady who spends her entire 8 hour shift fake-coughing.

TEDDY

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

mishasminions:

Misha: This is so frustrating. I don’t like working with you two

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tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

tastefullyoffensive:

Zach Braff vs. The Rock [@zachbraff]

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]