Rants. Sarcasm. Booze.Cocktail of the Day!Tumblr (3.0; @cocktailoftheday)http://cocktailoftheday.com/ven0moth: no, iphone <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac66aad5192be905e3d9eb56dae1347/tumblr_ml2nqxUkyB1qm1z0oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ven0moth.tumblr.com/post/47677257112">ven0moth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no, iphone</p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50721537889http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50721537889Sat, 18 May 2013 07:34:49 -0400thanksfortheuniverse: #yes that is dracula #on a motorbike #if...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6qy33HOEr1qeg8zso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thanksfortheuniverse.tumblr.com/post/39576638790/yes-that-is-dracula-on-a-motorbike-if-you-dont">thanksfortheuniverse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://my">#yes that is dracula</a> <a href="http://l">#</a><a href="http://my">on a motorbike</a> <a href="http://my">#if you don’t watch Supernatural already</a> <a href="http://my">#this is a reason why you should</a></p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50655206923http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50655206923Fri, 17 May 2013 11:15:17 -0400tastefullyoffensive: 9 Cats Taking Selfies<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/90283562818a61095a2955790609fe72/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/511b75d821119b970613f4cfedb8511d/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56461bf843fcd2249bda1ad7ea73af08/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/daac2932d4c38d36dfd4210479c28ea0/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6deb2b1b00e67efd92cf1362c49779dc/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d30ecef39cf466f7d5ce68decc2ee3e/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecdfb6ddd52094c460ea5247b81f1003/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dde7a671501988aa7e82209680a6c673/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/84fbea234edaec4a593a07e90204e858/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f920c588e539b499cdc6b9bbe1df6bc6/tumblr_mmwldv3GGH1qewacoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50589230060/9-cats-taking-selfies" class="tumblr_blog">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>9 Cats Taking Selfies</strong></p></blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50621741751http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50621741751Thu, 16 May 2013 22:01:21 -0400wilwheaton: neil-gaiman: butcherbilly: The Post-Punk / New...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b32cffe5d86c0fd61406dd0b0f065709/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9369dfd28646f3e1719abb5167a385e9/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc5e756515757ba41002ed555efe337e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/823ad3f71af77b9aa5ecdac0d2c88e27/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/003bd2450ead098c5c4ec26b04393b0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d445dd7c4409aefc1f22cb1ff3073910/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c5c8050fd43fa9c0f8eabaccbb91dc0c/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9c0029b78a7bed709bf8696b1b06d8b4/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9946e4303fbe24827144f2e1d9eb241e/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d2e29fb3ac2bc783aa97a90a017c768/tumblr_mmuf4vWbQ41r29478o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://wilwheaton.tumblr.com/post/50548288666/neil-gaiman-butcherbilly-the-post-punk-new" class="tumblr_blog">wilwheaton</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/50540537844/butcherbilly-the-post-punk-new-wave-super">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://butcherbilly.tumblr.com/post/50496098152/the-post-punk-new-wave-super-friends-by-butcher">butcherbilly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795">The Post-Punk / New Wave Super Friends by Butcher Billy</a></p> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/The-Post-Punk-New-Wave-Super-Friends-by-Butcher-Billy/8688795">Who are your heroes?</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogged purely to make Amanda smile.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is the best thing that was ever made so just turn off the planet now because we can all go home. Thank you, it’s been a great show.</p></blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50619426514http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50619426514Thu, 16 May 2013 21:32:15 -0400danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. <iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/cocktailoftheday/50414919544/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50414919544" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://danieldempsey.tumblr.com/post/50377436758/my-dude-straight-loving-him-some-nsync">danieldempsey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My dude straight loving him some nsync.</p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50414919544http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50414919544Tue, 14 May 2013 07:54:20 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ead87976f00cafd578e2cc415f2054a/tumblr_mmf0yte4z61qki66fo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09fecef006dea4385ace8d2ee6789cab/tumblr_mmf0yte4z61qki66fo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50310937232http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50310937232Sun, 12 May 2013 22:12:21 -0400octopenis: An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://octopenis.tumblr.com/post/39599533674">octopenis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>An Atheist and a Christian sit down at a bar. They both knock back a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they aren’t pretentious assholes.</p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50170544372http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50170544372Sat, 11 May 2013 11:23:47 -0400ihaventgonecrazyyet: They call me Cuban PeteI’m the king of the...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/296d6d14c98ca3fc387d7193ae79dc9d/tumblr_mlzyzw4AY51qghzpno1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ihaventgonecrazyyet.tumblr.com/post/49238683365/they-call-me-cuban-pete-im-the-king-of-the-rhumba">ihaventgonecrazyyet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span class="Apple-style-span">They call me Cuban Pete<br/>I’m the king of the rhumba beat<br/>When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom</span></p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50167801011http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/50167801011Sat, 11 May 2013 10:41:09 -0400Aw, my Dad is texting from the great beyond…<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d6b03c572c0e73616b83510ec6376b1/tumblr_mg8nj9L7u81rbzl06o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Aw, my Dad is texting from the great beyond…</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49932098236http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49932098236Wed, 08 May 2013 09:34:39 -0400sadspockpanda: STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadspockpanda.tumblr.com/post/48974880518/stars-the-final-explore-y-place-these-are-the">sadspockpanda</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/11c0983c3d77a2eff0a1cbb95c5aa073/tumblr_inline_mlw6lg3rdE1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Seems legit</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49932041147http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49932041147Wed, 08 May 2013 09:33:16 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f2e2ca7674fe9e42a0fb414121f54c0/tumblr_mlsc33VvCD1somw7ho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7ee1510ecb2ea3af5c3a1ea369aaa4e/tumblr_mlsc33VvCD1somw7ho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49789301936http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49789301936Mon, 06 May 2013 14:55:48 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5be70880abe7c91d95ac4de56adb46be/tumblr_mg4pzoImJB1qe85leo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/40fd7984dc276687012d77d3aed0caae/tumblr_mg4pzoImJB1qe85leo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6ce433e8706f4cd13db5429107f3726/tumblr_mg4pzoImJB1qe85leo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49789199541http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49789199541Mon, 06 May 2013 14:54:07 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldhh05wRB01qzcozlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49737821295http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49737821295Sun, 05 May 2013 21:26:28 -0400knock it off<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyn73fLPoj1qcr8tuo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyn73fLPoj1qcr8tuo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyn73fLPoj1qcr8tuo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>knock it off</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49486067981http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49486067981Thu, 02 May 2013 22:53:35 -0400pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89ae5aa5d280dcb7212c2d54b92e2016/tumblr_mm23ak1D1d1qicteeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rhyse.ca/post/49357947684/why-are-people-even-questioning-obesity-in-america">pizzaforpresident</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why are people even questioning obesity in america</p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49442638910http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49442638910Thu, 02 May 2013 12:12:28 -0400It appears I need to start watching this show.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e841a5e616fc419077aa1e1f57ebdfbc/tumblr_mjdqrfkj9z1r9xkz5o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a83aeacfd8827ddd5e72bbfbc75640b5/tumblr_mjdqrfkj9z1r9xkz5o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>It appears I need to start watching this show.</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49442329451http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49442329451Thu, 02 May 2013 12:05:56 -0400godisgaf: our president is a sarcastic motherfucker. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ce0fa16dd0bd37de150430d477adb5b/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a826aa9ac2d291070351a4e4ab82e136/tumblr_mm2784K5sU1ql2603o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://godisgaf.tumblr.com/post/49258884666">godisgaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>our president is a sarcastic motherfucker.</p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49441192702http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49441192702Thu, 02 May 2013 11:42:10 -0400tastefullyoffensive: The Godfather: A Game of...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6878107e062db300e564cb74598e4562/tumblr_mm4v5dMxbC1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5da9b2b5abfa7e1f03d41cd5eba8489b/tumblr_mm4v5dMxbC1qewacoo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/49374526341/facebook-a-game-of-groans">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>The Godfather: A Game of Corleones<br/>Homework: A Game of Postpones<br/></span>Mad Max: A Game of Domes<span><br/>Mad Men: A Game of Joans<br/> Mating Season: A Game of Hormones<br/>Tiramisu: A Game of Mascarpones<br/>Dairy Queen: A Game of Cones<br/></span><span>Judaism: A Game of Shaloms</span><span><br/>Mad Men: A Game of Joans<br/>Pokemon: A Game of Unowns<br/>Algebra: A Game of Unknowns<br/></span><span>Sherlock: A Game of Holmes</span><span><br/><br/>[<a href="http://imgur.com/QB6Qmen">via</a>]</span></p> </blockquote>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49383352852http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49383352852Wed, 01 May 2013 16:58:50 -0400thedukeoflions: where’s my fucking risotto peeing<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magm5iisLe1qeok1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedukeoflions.tumblr.com/post/32294143766">thedukeoflions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>where’s my fucking risotto</em></p> </blockquote> <p>peeing</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49298726789http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49298726789Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:53:17 -0400tastefullyoffensive: Cat got your tongue? wheeeeeeeeeeezing!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/568c20437d66728b6c6059078c9a6a5f/tumblr_mm1pgl9Yq91rjcfxro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/49244157926/cat-got-your-tongue">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Cat got your tongue?</p> </blockquote> <p>wheeeeeeeeeeezing!</p>http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49295584796http://cocktailoftheday.com/post/49295584796Tue, 30 Apr 2013 16:38:47 -0400